Dogstar(k)
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voice acting vs. final version of the movie
mandy moore voicing rapunzel
chris pine voicing jack frost
jay baruchel voicing hiccup
kelly macdonald voicing merida
Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY
Poe kept interrupting my sentences, so I wrote, “Edgar are you fucking kidding me?” and Shakespeare replaced “fucking” with “hay rolling”
Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens will fight if you put the word “Dickens” in the doc.
I am done.
Poe kept changing words so the sentences no longer made sense so I wrote “bitch please” and Shakespeare corrected it to, “qualling harpy please”
i started with the Bohemian Rhapsody and let me tell you i was not disappointed
I WROTE “SHUT UP SHAKESPEARE” AND HE WROTE “THE HANDSOME AND MARVELLOUS” AND POE CORRECTED IT TO “DREADFUL AND LONELY”
poe wrote “I wish I could write as mysteriously as a cat.”
Oh. My fucking. GOD. Poe needs to shut up and Dickens and Dickenson were having a literally deletion war with one another at one point while I was continuing to type down below. This is amusing.
If you write Edgar Allan Poe, Dickens changes it to “Edgar the ever tormented and woeful soul; Edgar Allan Poe”.
Ffffffffffff and then I wrote “I love you all” and Poe changed it to “loathe”.
EDIT: And THEN: I wrote “said Dostoyevsky” and he wrote “I do not wish to make myself a laughingstock before these idle listeners.”
I can’t imagine how scandalized those critics who were relieved to have something that was mild enough to not excite their kids would’ve been if they’d stopped for a second and realized what was actually going on. The very first rule of Scooby-Doo, the single premise that sits at the heart of their adventures, is that the world is full of grown-ups who lie to kids, and that it’s up to those kids to figure out what those lies are and call them on it, even if there are other adults who believe those lies with every fiber of their being. And the way that you win isn’t through supernatural powers, or even through fighting. The way that you win is by doing the most dangerous thing that any person being lied to by someone in power can do: You think.
My youngest brother was asked by his teacher as part of a class to design an island. According to his teacher, the others designed island getaways and holidays. That apparently did not occur to him.
Give me a theme or a couple of words and I’ll make you a Spotify playlist based on that.
